Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Thermodynamics of Hell

While studying for Thermodynamics, I discover one jokes about Thermodynamics subject.. Here it is

A true story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist,
then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some
of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. It was not
revealed what grade the student got.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Nokia N79

TOday I go wandering around parit buntar.. I have fall in love with nokia n79 phone.. Im not the type who will buy the latest phone..This phone price is around Rm 1000(very expensive).. I dont know whether I should buy it.. Is there anyone out there willing to give me some advice on this... or should I just forget about it...( I wonder if there are people who read my blog)

Suka Hidup Senang !!!

Yesterday, we had an Usrah.. we played one game called mirror man...I just create the name because our moderator didnt give any name to it...This game is very easy, we were given one piece of paper and one ball pen...each of us need to stand up with our paper at the back of us... and then each of us need to go to every person and write all the good things and bad things to every person..we must write it on the paper using that person back as 'lapik' ... from this game we can know what is good things and bad things about ourself..and this is the result of that game.... from the result I dont know whether I like to help people or not because there are two points conflicting in this paper..and the best part is someone write "suka hidup senang" ..hahahahaha... I dont know whether I like to hidup senang very much.. but the person who write it dont want to hidup senang ka???hahaha... I know it was Fathul..sioot(sound like Tan teong EE)

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Poster Chemical Night

Today I am doing final touch up for Chemical Night Poster...Sigh... It was a really interesting thing to do since it is my first time using photoshop and doing this kind of design things... I dunno whether Fathul will be satisfied with this design..While doing this poster I learned a lot from Pinki.. he is my sifu...He is just like Anuar #3rd year Chemical..both of them really like this kind of things..Anyways this is the poster ...

editted version

VIVAxxx Sorry Ah Hoi for taking your time...

today we had a viva for EKC 291.. Fortunately, I got Dr Lim Jit Kang for first examiner and Dr Noel Fernando for second examiner.. This is the worst outcome I had expected. I started my presentation with introducing my group first. And then I started discussing the theory behind this experiment.. I think I a bit 'melalut' bla bla bla... I dont know how many minutes that I used but I think I accidentally overflow my partner time. We supposed to present for 10 minutes only.. But I think there is something not fair here... En Azam keep coming to our room interrupting my examiner. and I had to stop talking to respect En Azam and Dr Jit kang.. The problem is, Dr Jit Kang never stop the time when En Azam come.. So I think we have less time than we should get...Another thing is, about 75% of other group got a "kind" examiner like Dr Azmier and Dr Khairiah.. This is not fair... Just think about it..can you even compare killing machine and garden of flower.. not even a little.. But I like Dr Jit Kang so much, he make me want to study more and more... Sometimes a killing machine have its good side too...