jokes

have u ever wondered whether there is a joke about Numerical Methods.. I am not, until we have 'surprise' test this coming Friday ... When I was tension studying, I try to find a joke about numerical methods, but I come across something that i never had in mind.. numerical methods poems.. this is some of it..

The decade is ending with a depression,
Life is too short with many situations,
Memories and experience of regression,
Can be solved using differential equations.

To succeed in life, one needs to initiate,
They who wait will run out of time,
With many variables to differentiate,
Which can be fit via splines.

The Damn application

Have you ever heard about microsoft security essential , it is a antispyware created by microsoft company to help windows user fight against spyware, and its free, so its means if you are using free personal antivirus, when you are equipped with this antispyware, insyaAllah your computer is safe.. Am I complimenting this software right now ?? I cant believe it.. This software is damn shit, it scan almost every activity we do to our computer, it makes our computer slower than 'kereta kodok' ..owh sorry, it is slower than that.. I thought this software is good since it comes from microsoft, but after sometimes using it, I feel my computer becoming slower and slower, i thought my ccomputer was affected by virus or something, so I formatted it couple of times, but it happen again and again, and at last my friend discover this software is the one that cause all that.. if you install this software, and open task manager, you will see it as a harmless application, it use less ram than other application like ym or skype, but the real thing is it makes your computer very slow...
P.S : I don't whether I will be sued by Windows Corporation for posting this

Hell week before study week

This kind of week always occurred in University, Hell week or other people might call it cramped week... Nothing special about this week.. only we get tired easily, don't want to study and many more... On this week, the lecturers give us tone of homework, lot of tests , assignments, no more freedom at all.. This happen because in University we only have 14 study weeks.. So the lecturers need to finish the syllabus within the 14 weeks.. Some of the lecturers use bullet train methods but some others use turtle methods which is more understandable... both methods are good, it only depends on us how to manage it.. back to our topic, since there is not enough lazy times, the lecturers always finish their syllabus on the thirteenth or fourteenth week of the semester, and this is where the hell begins, the lecturers want to give the student tests, assignments, homework for assessment.. These kind of things really dry out the students.. arggh... During this week I heard some school have 4 test, scary.. for me I got two, but it is enough since we got hell of assignment to submit..

Mel Kano

Recently I read this manga entitled Mel Kano, although I read manga everyday, but this manga was different.. before this I am more into reading action, killing , fighting manga and not this type of manga.. after reading a few pages of it I find it very interesting... This manga is about online chatting website that finally brought user to a real life.. I think the character in this manga is the one that attract me reading this manga...if u want to read it feel free to go to www.onemanga.com ..this is the website that I go everyday.. maybe some of you think I am a freak because people usually go to social website like facebook or myspace everyday...

Death Bell

Today I watch this movie entitled Death Bell.. It is really not recommended for those who are afraid of blood.. It was a good movie because , it was really thrilling when you see all the killing scene...huh

Thermodynamics of Hell

While studying for Thermodynamics, I discover one jokes about Thermodynamics subject.. Here it is

A true story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist,
then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some
of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. It was not
revealed what grade the student got.

Nokia N79

TOday I go wandering around parit buntar.. I have fall in love with nokia n79 phone.. Im not the type who will buy the latest phone..This phone price is around Rm 1000(very expensive).. I dont know whether I should buy it.. Is there anyone out there willing to give me some advice on this... or should I just forget about it...( I wonder if there are people who read my blog)

Suka Hidup Senang !!!

Yesterday, we had an Usrah.. we played one game called mirror man...I just create the name because our moderator didnt give any name to it...This game is very easy, we were given one piece of paper and one ball pen...each of us need to stand up with our paper at the back of us... and then each of us need to go to every person and write all the good things and bad things to every person..we must write it on the paper using that person back as 'lapik' ... from this game we can know what is good things and bad things about ourself..and this is the result of that game.... from the result I dont know whether I like to help people or not because there are two points conflicting in this paper..and the best part is someone write "suka hidup senang" ..hahahahaha... I dont know whether I like to hidup senang very much.. but the person who write it dont want to hidup senang ka???hahaha... I know it was Fathul..sioot(sound like Tan teong EE)

Poster Chemical Night

Today I am doing final touch up for Chemical Night Poster...Sigh... It was a really interesting thing to do since it is my first time using photoshop and doing this kind of design things... I dunno whether Fathul will be satisfied with this design..While doing this poster I learned a lot from Pinki.. he is my sifu...He is just like Anuar #3rd year Chemical..both of them really like this kind of things..Anyways this is the poster ...








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VIVAxxx Sorry Ah Hoi for taking your time...

today we had a viva for EKC 291.. Fortunately, I got Dr Lim Jit Kang for first examiner and Dr Noel Fernando for second examiner.. This is the worst outcome I had expected. I started my presentation with introducing my group first. And then I started discussing the theory behind this experiment.. I think I a bit 'melalut' bla bla bla... I dont know how many minutes that I used but I think I accidentally overflow my partner time. We supposed to present for 10 minutes only.. But I think there is something not fair here... En Azam keep coming to our room interrupting my examiner. and I had to stop talking to respect En Azam and Dr Jit kang.. The problem is, Dr Jit Kang never stop the time when En Azam come.. So I think we have less time than we should get...Another thing is, about 75% of other group got a "kind" examiner like Dr Azmier and Dr Khairiah.. This is not fair... Just think about it..can you even compare killing machine and garden of flower.. not even a little.. But I like Dr Jit Kang so much, he make me want to study more and more... Sometimes a killing machine have its good side too...