Showing posts with label USM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label USM. Show all posts
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Thermo Dynamics
Today we had Thermodynamics test, horrible !!!.. do you know why it is called thermodynamics ?? At the beginning of this semester, we were taught that thermodynamics come from word thermo which means heat and dynamics that means movement or something like that... At that time I am know really sure what it means, until we have thermodynamic test this morning.. During the test I understand what is means by thermodynamics, I can feel body was very hot during the test even though the air conditioner is open at the lowest temperature... The burning feeling while doing the test is I think the thermo word comes, and for dynamics, I can feel blood flow through my veins , dup dap dup dap... so I think this is the main reason the word dynamics comes in... (p.S : sorry if u dont understand it because I dont understand it myself...huh)
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
jokes
have u ever wondered whether there is a joke about Numerical Methods.. I am not, until we have 'surprise' test this coming Friday ... When I was tension studying, I try to find a joke about numerical methods, but I come across something that i never had in mind.. numerical methods poems.. this is some of it..
The decade is ending with a depression,
Life is too short with many situations,
Memories and experience of regression,
Can be solved using differential equations.
To succeed in life, one needs to initiate,
They who wait will run out of time,
With many variables to differentiate,
Which can be fit via splines.
The decade is ending with a depression,
Life is too short with many situations,
Memories and experience of regression,
Can be solved using differential equations.
To succeed in life, one needs to initiate,
They who wait will run out of time,
With many variables to differentiate,
Which can be fit via splines.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Thermodynamics of Hell
While studying for Thermodynamics, I discover one jokes about Thermodynamics subject.. Here it is
A true story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist,
then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some
of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. It was not
revealed what grade the student got.
A true story. A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls exist,
then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely
assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some
of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same,
the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell,
than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. It was not
revealed what grade the student got.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Poster Chemical Night
Today I am doing final touch up for Chemical Night Poster...Sigh... It was a really interesting thing to do since it is my first time using photoshop and doing this kind of design things... I dunno whether Fathul will be satisfied with this design..While doing this poster I learned a lot from Pinki.. he is my sifu...He is just like Anuar #3rd year Chemical..both of them really like this kind of things..Anyways this is the poster ...
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editted version
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editted version
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